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Unbalanced Encounters presents: The Glimmercliff Caper, a Misfortunate 4 prequel. Emily Greymoore, TookIGuess, Cleo Birch, and Cinderblocksally are led by GM Patrick Perini in an attempt to steal a (literal) dragon's horde of gold from the vaults of Glimmercliff's premier hotel. Will they succeed? Find out soon on Unbalanced Encounters.

For I am the greatest thief that ever lived or ever will live! 3 trillion gold rests in the penthouse vault of l'Hotel deVue Montain. When a well-coiffed conwoman, aging tailor, radical engineer, and sentient wizard's orb learn about it, they gotta steal it, right?  Right?!   !! Content Warnings !! 00:20:55 Physical, emotional abuse by a parent 00:25:57 Drugging someone's drink  

Let me tell you something! Let me tell you something!! Detective Incognatio has Sir Pantaloon pressed — literally — into the shadows of a dumbwaiter. But he's mad one critical error: Sir Pantaloon is not alone. Mr. VV springs into action while Chianti gets the info they need. But will Monkey show up in time? Probably not.   !! Content Warnings !! 00:05:10 Discussion of drugging someone 00:19:04 Being forgotten/abandoned 01:53:28 Abduction  

We have scheming to do! In order to attend the Fireheart Gala unobserved, Chianti Ginny has made a deal with the great train's owner, Maximus Florideous. Will this exchange play out as promised? Probably not.   !! Content Warnings !! 00:01:45 Job loss, dishonest business practices 00:16:50 Plotting betrayal 00:23:15 The loneliness of activism 00:24:10 Plotting terrorism 01:27:00 Bombs / terrorism  

Fuck destiny. Time is running out to get the gold. Hags, time cops, and devils close in. Our heroes must act fast to get the gold. Will they succeed? P̵̧͔̐͝r̷̞̜̕o̷̢͛̑b̷͎͂ă̷̱̓b̷̼̖́̽ļ̶͐͊y̶̪͑̂ ̷̱͛͝ņ̷̪͗̂o̸̖͋t̶͕͚̓͝.̸̗̾͘͜Maybe?   !! Content Warnings !! 00:02:35 Abduction, drugging, and death threats 00:32:15 Drugged state 00:58:20 Severe bodily harm